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Osama Bin Killed

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May 2, 2011 3:54am #1
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Just incase you're living in a cave.
May 2, 2011 4:08am #2
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SCUM
Just incase you're living in a cave.
The bastard is finally dead. Hooah!
May 2, 2011 4:23am #3
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Team America World Police Theme America F*** Yeah!
http://youtu.be/YZdJRDpLHbw
May 2, 2011 4:25am #4
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So, this right before election year? Hm, isn't that interesting?
May 2, 2011 6:55am #5
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for the men and women in the uniform.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
Edited 2 times - last May 2, 2011 7:13am
May 2, 2011 1:14pm #6
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WOOT!!

Best part is....

...he's just now realizing there aren't 40 virgins waiting for him. lol
May 2, 2011 9:14pm #7
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they shoulda wrapped him in Bacon
May 3, 2011 12:36am #8
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You know what?

I just want the corruption in our government to end so that we can have normal lives
May 3, 2011 2:15am #9
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GholaMaster
WOOT!!

Best part is....

...he's just now realizing there aren't 40 virgins waiting for him. lol
it's 72, for the record
May 3, 2011 2:23am #10
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BenedictArnold
it's 72, for the record
Yeah, I have a feeling 72 Virginians had a talk with him before he was judged
May 3, 2011 2:31am #11
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Razatron1
Yeah, I have a feeling 72 Virginians had a talk with him before he was judged
I know it's old, but...

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind: "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 65 other 18th-century American revolutionaries. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
May 18, 2011 8:05pm #12
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNJJ7254auE&feature=player_embedded#at=33